Few Laughs!

Would you like a laugh? Who wouldn't!

GirlTalk has had some very funny "Friday Funnies" for the last couple of weeks. Be sure to check them out!

(Click here and here to view them!)

Joshua Harris was described as "slight and short" in a article. . .and he wrote a pretty funny post about it!

Still not enough laughs for you? Try this video! (First I suggest you stop the music. . . :-)

Unusual Idea: Actually downright weird idea!

Selling air? The kind of air that we breath? Come on! You've got to be kidding! But it's no joke...someone really wants to sell air.

A Chinese entrepreneur is suing a Beijing trade bureau for denying him a permit to sell bags of "World Cup air" and for scotching his plans to bottle and sell "2008 Olympic air," a newspaper said on Thursday.

from: CNN.com

Click here to read the rest of the story. Then come back and tell me what you think!

Introducing...

...Drs. Fun 'n' Bones! Yep, that's right, a blog to make you laugh! This intentions of this blog are to give you a good laugh, like a Friday Funny would, except throughout the whole week! Kaitlin and I have been working on this for the last while trying to get it into tip-top shape!

But wait, there's more!!

If you have a joke that you would like to share with everyone, you can submit it! Before you submit it, be sure to read through a few rules !

If you have a blog that is random, funny, etc. and you would like us to link to it, go ahead and email us: Drs.ROFL@gmail.com. (Note: We reserve the right to not link to you if we feel that the content of your blog is inappropriate in any way.)

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No Thank You!

Shot. That is a really scary word to a little kid. I know it used to be to me! I always dreaded getting shots. I'm not so bad now because I had to have allergy shots for about 3 1/2 years. That kinda helped me to get over my fear.


Here is a joke that I found on this subject........

While I was working as a pediatric nurse, I had the difficult assignment of giving immunization shots to children. One day I entered the examining room to give four-year-old Lizzie her shot.

"NO! NO! NO!" she screamed.

"Lizzie," her mother scolded. "That's not polite behavior."

At that, the girl yelled even louder, "NO, THANK YOU! NO, THANK YOU!"

Art

[In a jokingly manner] Okay..........I have to make a confession............you might be a little bit surprised though. I..........this is just so hard! I....I....c-c-c-can't s-s-s-stand.........abstract art! There! I said it!

Apparently this lady can't either........

A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery. Suddenly one contemporary painting caught her eye.

The artist happened to be standing nearby. "What on earth," she inquired of him, "is that?"

He smiled condescendingly. "That, my dear lady, is supposed to be a mother and her child."

"Well then," snapped the little old lady, "why isn't it?"

Our Pranks.......

Once upon a time....um....never mind. That is so.....over used.

Anyway, my brother and I pulled some pranks on April Fools. It was a lot of fun!

Our Pranks:

(1.) We took hard boiled eggs and switched them with the raw eggs in the refrigerator. This turned out really well!!

(2.) My brother taped my dad's computer mouse to the side of a cabinet. (The computer mouse it cordless.) Instead of tricking anyone this one just looked kind of odd.

(3.) I took tape and rolled it and taped my dad's shoes to the floor. He didn't find this out until April the 2. So it was a day late, but oh well.

(4.) We switched the pictures around on the walls.

(5.) We switched the sweetened tea with a mixture of water, food coloring, and unsweetened tea. (We had to do that to give it the tea color)

(6.) We took two doors off the hinges and hid them. My dad noticed it I believe right away. But it took my mom awhile to figure it out!

(7.) etc.

Now you might be asking, "Yeah that's great but didn't you get in trouble?" Well, my parents were fine with these jokes as long as we put things back where they went. Like, for instance, the pictures. And as long as we didn't hurt anything. Like, for example, dropping the doors and breaking something.

The door joke was kinda a joke on us though. The one door was not too heavy so it was pretty easy to get back on the hinges. But then the other door which is a wooden (oak) door took a few tries. But everything went fine and we had some good laughs.

My dad did get us back. Lets just say that he hid a few of our things. Like Nathan's PlayStation 2 and my GameCube etc.....!

Hmmmm......what is it?

I found this joke and thought it was pretty funny! Enjoy!!

Great Guessing Puzzle!

Had lots of fun figuring this one out. Hope you enjoy it too. The object of this exercise is to see if you can find the hidden image in the group of characters below....it takes some concentration, but it's worth it. You'll be quite surprised when you see what it is.

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Think about what you think it is, and then scroll to the bottom for the answer!
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You know what it is?
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Give Up?
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OK, I'll give you one more chance if you don't know....scroll back up and put your nose right next to the screen, then slowly back away while staring at the picture...that usually makes it easier for most people.

Scroll down when you want the answer......
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OK! Here's the answer for you: It's..........NOTHING!!

I can't believe you fell for that one! I hope someone walked by and saw you pressing your nose against the screen and looking at it cross-eyed!

9 A.M.!

When I was around 6-8 years old, I was afraid of getting locked in places. Because I got locked (more like stuck) in an elevator and the lights shut off and I got locked in a bathroom. (But both times I got out quickly. But the memory of it didn't go away very quickly.)

Here is a joke that sounds similar to my experiences (similar in the way that I wanted out!!)

"What time does the library open?" the man on the phone asked.

"Nine A.M." came the reply. "And what's the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?"

"Not until nine A.M.?" the man asked in a disappointed voice.

"No, not till nine A.M.!" the librarian said. "Why do you want to get in before nine A.M.?"

"Who said I wanted to get in?" the man sighed sadly. "I want to get out."

Here's a Laugh!!

Funnybone!

Wanna read something funny? Read Girl Talk's Friday Funny! (Click here)

Me Interviewed by...Me!

This is an exclusive interview with Hannah-Liz (me) from All For Him

I have added to it, and I've also posted a photo of me.

So, how old are you?
I am 16.

Hey! So am I! Sorry, back to the questions.

So you are in high school? What school do you go to?
Yes, I’m in my junior year. And I am homeschooled.

Homeschooled! What about socialization?
*sigh* I get plenty of socialization. I talk to people and am around people all the time!

How long have you been homeschooled?
Ever since I started school. I’ve never been to public school.

Interesting.

How long have you been a Christian?
I’ve been a Christian since I was about 4.

When did you move to Belgium?
We moved here in 1996.

So you’ve not been back to the US in 10 years?!
No! No! We’ve been back several times.

Oh, okay. . .

What do you want to do when you get older? Do you want to go to college?
Yes, I want to be a pharmacist.

A pharmacist? That is a little boring.
Well, to me it is not that boring. I've always been very interested in the medical field.

Well why don't you become a doctor or a nurse?
I don't want to be a doctor or a nurse.

Okay...

What is your favorite book, besides the Bible.
I guess it would have to be Pride and Prejudice.

Oh, I love that book! I think my favorite is Villette.

But how can you...you are me...

What?

Oh, never mind!

Please, let me do the talking! You are getting me confused!

But...

Shhhhh!

Who is your favorite Christian artist?
Rebecca St. James.

I like her too.

What do you like to do for fun?
Play the piano.

Can you please answer in longer sentences? I'm not going to have much to write down.

How long have you played the piano?
Well, I started learning the notes when I was 5 and kinda played around with it for a few years. But I’ve had good lessons for about 4 ½ years. My piano teacher is British.

Now your answer is too long!

It is not!

Just go back to the short answers!

You have a dog, right?
Yes. His name is Buster.

What kind of dog is he?
He is a Yorkshire Terrier.

Now lets talk about your blog a little bit.

Did you ever think you would start a blog?
No.

Really.

In your profile, I noticed that you were asked to describe how you would escape if you were trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. You said, “Call for help on a cell phone.” But what would you do if you did not have a cell phone with you?
I would just yell for help.

What about the goat and the slinky, what would you do about them?
I would be trying the talk the goat into not hurting me and for something to do until help arrived, I would play with the slinky.

But what if no one heard you yelling for help? Being in a well is not a comfortable situation!
Why are you asking me this? I’m not even trapped in a well, and hopefully I never will be.

Okay, no more on that.

One last question.

Do you enjoy working on this blog, or are you bored with it?
No, I’m not bored with it. I like working on it. It has really helped me to learn more about computers and has helped me with my writing.

How has it helped you?

You said "last question."

Oh, okay!

Thank you for your time.
You’re welcome.

This is a picture of me.

It's amazing what you can do with Coral Photo House! I could have made it look like a puzzle, a drawing, etc. But I decided to make the photo black and white and blurred.

Chocolate

We all like chocolate right? Why do we like to eat it?

Because it tastes good!

On the website Clean Joke of the Day I found they had some more reasons to like to eat chocolate!

Do you like chocolate? Here's a list of reasons why you should, if you don't already...

Chocolate is a vegetable: it is derived from cocoa beans. Beans are a vegetable.

Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category. Thus (to repeat my point), chocolate is a vegetable.

To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is a dairy product. So chocolate and candy bars containing it are a health food.

Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

If you have a problem of trying to figure out how you can get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car, I have the solution for you: eat it in the parking lot.

Diet tip: eat a chocolate bar one half hour before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less.

If you eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, isn't that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?

Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Now, isn't that handy?

If I could take a couple of minutes of your time...

"Good morning," said the young salesman to the lady when she opened her door after his repeated knocking. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.

"I haven't got any money, please go away!" replied the lady, and she proceeded to try and close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young salesman wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.

"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration."

With that statement of triumph, he proceeded to empty a bucket full of smelly dump yard dirt onto her hallway carpet.

"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this smelly dump yard dirt from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

The lady replied, "Well I hope you've got a good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning."

That reminds me of the time…

Last year when we were in the US for a few months, a telemarketer called and he began telling me about this product and asking if I knew about it. After a while he ask if my parents were there and I said no, and he ask if he could call back sometime when they were there. But I said that we really were not interested and he said, “They have trained you well haven’t they?”

Well Done

John was furious when his steak arrived too rare.

"Waiter," he shouted, "Didn't you hear me say 'well done'?"

"I can't thank you enough, sir," replied the waiter. "I hardly ever
get a compliment."





Picture taken from FreeFoto.com

Me interviewed by…me!

So, how old are you?
I am 15.

Hey! So am I! Sorry, back to the questions.

So you are in high school? What school do you go to?
Yes, I’m in my sophomore year. And I am homeschooled.

How long have you been homeschooled?
Ever since I started school. I’ve never been to public school.

Interesting.



How long have you been a Christian?
I’ve been a Christian since I was about 4.

When did you move to Belgium?
We moved here in 1996.

So you’ve not been back to the US in 9 years?!
No! No! We’ve been back several times.

Oh, okay. . .

What is your favorite book, besides the Bible.
I guess it would have to be Pride and Prejudice.

Oh, I love that book!

Who is your favorite Christian artist?
Rebecca St. James.

I like her too.

What do you like to do for fun?
Play the piano.

How long have you played the piano?
Well, I started learning the notes when I was 5 and kinda played around with it for a few years. But I’ve had good lessons for about 3 ½ years. My piano teacher is British.

Hmmm…what else do I want to ask you. Oh yeah!

You have a dog, right?
Yes. His name is Buster.

What kind of dog is he?
He is a Yorkshire Terrier.

Now lets talk about your blog a little bit.

Did you ever think you would start a blog?
No.

Really.

In your profile, I noticed that you were asked to describe how you would escape if you were trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. You said, “Call for help on a cell phone.” But what would you do if you did not have a cell phone with you?
I would just yell for help.

What about the goat and the slinky, what would you do about them?
I would be trying the talk the goat into not hurting me and for something to do until help arrived, I would play with the slinky.

But what if no one heard you yelling for help?
Why are you asking me this? I’m not even trapped in a well, and hopefully I never will be.

Okay, no more on that. One last question.

Do you enjoy working on this blog, or are you bored with it?
No, I’m not bored with it. I like working on it. And it has really helped me to learn more about computers.

Thank you for your time.
You’re welcome.

Picture taken from (c) FreeFoto.com

Let me get that for you!

Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a child trying to reach the doorbell. No matter how much the little guy stretches, he can't make it. The man calls out, "Let me get that for you," and he bounds onto the porch to ring the bell. "Thanks, mister," says the kid. "Now let's run."

Joke Four this Weak

(Don't worry, I haven't forgotten how to spell. I did it on purpose and you wheel sea why!)

Eye have a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write.
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
and eye can put the error rite.
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

Have a great day!!

Pictures taken from (c) FreeFoto.com

Just For Fun!

One day a mailman was greeted by a boy and a huge dog. The mailman said to the boy, "does your dog bite?" "No," replied the boy. Just then the huge dog bit the mailman. The man yelled, "I thought your dog doesn't bite!" "He doesn't," replied the boy, "that's not my dog!"

Here's another one!! (I just had to put it in here too!)

This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did. Somebody got angry about this, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anbody could have done!

GM vs Microsoft

At a computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, “If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon.”

In response to Bill’s comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.

4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive – but would run on only five percent of the roads.

6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single “This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation” warning light.

7. The airbag system would ask, “Are you sure?” before deploying.

8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.

9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

10. You’d have to press the “Start” button to turn the engine off.

Can you figure this out?

How many letters are in the alphabet?



Answer: There are 11 letters in THE ALPHABET!

Pillsbury Doughboy

This came through the email and I thought you might enjoy reading it!

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.

The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

Have a great day!