Apr 21, 2006

Art

[In a jokingly manner] Okay..........I have to make a confession............you might be a little bit surprised though. I..........this is just so hard! I....I....c-c-c-can't s-s-s-stand.........abstract art! There! I said it!

Apparently this lady can't either........

A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery. Suddenly one contemporary painting caught her eye.

The artist happened to be standing nearby. "What on earth," she inquired of him, "is that?"

He smiled condescendingly. "That, my dear lady, is supposed to be a mother and her child."

"Well then," snapped the little old lady, "why isn't it?"

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